1. Heavy Sundays
2. What Birthdays Take From Us
3. On Showing the Door
4. Why Do We Want What We Want?
5. Twenty Heart Explosions

6. Waiting for a Special Occasion
7. A Beautiful Sweaty World
8. Tarzan's Club
9. Better Them Than Me
10. The Alien in Me

11. Lady Time
12. Ten Packages of Salted Butter
13. I Am a Forty-Year-Old Robot
14. God's Broom
5. Ken's Six-Pack

16. My Honorary Doctorate
17. Superman at the Ballet
18. A Morning with Mr. Monopoly
19. Fortune Cookies Know Who's Reading Them
20. Sardine Babies on a Mission

Observations